i can't name this

if i were to describe myself in one word, it would have to be, hands-down, without a doubt,

awkward.

while trying to find funny little awkward pictures that would aid me in explaining how awkward my life is, i stumbled upon these little gems.

whilst perusing these "socially awkward penguin" pictures, i was thinking to myself, "oh my gosh, these are so sad."

it took me a few seconds to realize why i thought it was so sad. then it dawned on me.

I AM THE SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN.

i have literally done all of those things. 

honestly, if being awkward was a sport,

i would be an olympic gold metal winner.

if you have never seen me be awkward then you have never ever in your whole life seen/met me.

*tries to find a non-awkward way to end this post*...*can't*

later kids,

sam

(p.s. it took me ten minutes to try to come up with a title for this post.

there really isn't a non-awkward way to name such an awkward post.

i apologize immensely.)